Sunday, June 3, 2012

weekend discoveries

good evening world. it was a weekend of growth, and discovery. Over the last 3 days, I have seen water and waves crashing on the rocks, girls in bathing suits..(always a good thing), electric carts, sea doos, fishing rods. Ive seen young people inside of old bodies. Ive seen the tears in the eyes of an old man when he talked of the past, and of love. I tasted good food. Had good kisses. I saw smiles, and heard laughter.  all in all, it was a good weekend.


now to more serious matters.  you know those very thin shorts that men wear...with the "liner" inside of them? you know... the kind your not supposed to wear underwear with? They are pretty comfy, IF you can keep your thighs from rubbing together when you walk, and IF you can manage to go tinkle w/o dribbling a spot on the front of your shorts. whoever designed those stupid things, made them to wehre if one little drop of anything...gets on the front of your shorts, it just spreads to like...4 times the size. and you think HOW could that big spot come from one drop of something? so you better be thru takin your whizz completely, cuz you know that shirt your wearing does NOT cover the spot you now have on the front of your shorts ...cuz you ..um... cuz you leaned on the wet counter of the sink. yeah! thats it. wet counter dangit. who did that??? ugh. now it looks just like I pissed my shorts. humph!!  oh..and whats the secret to walking in flip flops or sandels..and NOT getting a little rock in your shoe... especially the sandels. you cant get that little sucker out of...so you walk a few steps..and shake your foot... and walk a few steps..and shake  your foot. looks like you have tourettes syndrome or something. ok I didnt spell it right. but you see..what I mean!  and how many cookies is it ok to eat before  you are not noticed, and you can sleep without eating it twice before the night is out?


update on the aquisition of kittens: mandy and rango are still with me. they are loving ...toooooo loving.... and get a kick now and then type of kittys. the siomese twins ....well one is still with me. not sure where the other one is. and 4 kittys arrived today.... they were brought to me..let out...and ran off... in one second..and I never even saw them. maybe they are hiding in the tall grass or something. yes they have food and water.


so keep your eyes open...and  your ears listening...keep your mind open, and your heart ready to recieve....and maybe you will get alittle something you never thought you would.